seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
- Friend: go ask
- Me: no you go ask
- Friend: no you
- Me: fine can i have ketchup
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then
bitch it might be
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
“Girls see more blood than boys”
Truer words have never been spoken.
*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*