smathmouth:

seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did

  • Friend: go ask
  • Me: no you go ask
  • Friend: no you
  • Me: fine can i have ketchup

hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

theniamsextapes:

mollyiswideawake:

Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then

bitch it might be

genuinelylarry:

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

vvenis:

*sticks my hand in your chip bag* can i have one

(Source: coolruby64)


ladythorn:

“Girls see more blood than boys”
Truer words have never been spoken.

(Source: victorianhooker)

sorryforpartybarackin:

*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*